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spermbanker:

look at this dumbass. he’s too strong for real toys so he plays with this airplane tire and when u stop playing he pushes it into ur leg (see image #4)

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: when I was your age….

Me: image

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armadillo:

when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs

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ccaracal:

Pallas Cat Kittens - 5 months old

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tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

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fuck-yourstandards:

In high school ya gotta learn that if you’re late you might as well be hella late and go have some breakfast or some shit

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seriousjones:

gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?

me:

image

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